Depression • Insomnia • Chronic fatigue • Post-vac health collapse • Exercise intolerance • Alcohol intolerance • Food intolerances/hypersensitivities • Chronic abdominal pain • Thyroid disease (hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism) • PCOS • Irregular cycles • Insulin resistance • Autoimmunity • Social Anxiety • Eczema • Underweight • Overweight • Central adiposity • Tachycardia • Chronic pain • Migraines • IBS-D • “normal labs” • Recurrent “abnormal” smears • 10+ drugs by age 6
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Depression • Insomnia • Chronic fatigue • Post-vac health collapse • Exercise intolerance • Alcohol intolerance • Food intolerances/hypersensitivities • Chronic abdominal pain • Thyroid disease (hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism) • PCOS • Irregular cycles • Insulin resistance • Autoimmunity • Social Anxiety • Eczema • Underweight • Overweight • Central adiposity • Tachycardia • Chronic pain • Migraines • IBS-D • “normal labs” • Recurrent “abnormal” smears • 10+ drugs by age 6 〰️
Dance through the darkness, towards the light
Human honesty • lifelong health struggles • HOPE
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Groovy drum beats • Funky basslines • Jazzy/bluesy piano
And with some deadly serious lyrics
There’s a definite but gentle splash of the unusual
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In memory of my best friend, Hope McMullen,
and my main music teacher, Jimmy Sullivan,
both unjustifiably taken by modern medicine
Release dates
“Mezmer”: 28th December 2026
in memory of Jimmy Sullivan who was taken from this world at age 28 on this day many years ago
“Princess Leia”: 5th May 2027
in memory of Hope McMullen who was taken from this world at age 12 on this day many years ago
Neither of these deaths were processed properly at the time.
Both people ended up in recurring dreams and are now the original inspiration.
MUSIC STORY
Keys were age 5. Guitar and drums came later - the latter entirely unexpectedly. Music was my entire life, probably because it became my escape from constant suffering.
But somehow… I walked away from Mad Musical Me, the real me, in favour of a bog-standard, boring professional life. A complete facade, in hindsight.
In 2025, I had only just begun reclaiming a decent quality of life again health-wise with post-vac issues sending me spiralling all over again (THANK YOU, Funky Med). My brother then randomly sat me down at a drum kit.
What followed was completely unexpected. There was maddening grief. Some tiny relief. Then an almost primal addiction to music again - a bit like a genuine need for water. My brand new husband (and partner of 14 years) had to hide my drumsticks for this crazy gal he’s never known!
Rebuilding my skill level has been, and still is, a bit tough. I was once a Grade 8 pianist, and returning after so many years felt like fighting against something wildly rigid. But eventually, once comfort returned, I stopped trying to become as good as I once was.
And finally I started doing what I had always wanted from the beginning:
CREATING!
LIFE STORY
By age 6, I was getting a raft of medical diagnoses (and misdiagnoses) in modern medicine
I was on 10+ pharmaceutical drugs at any one time (and apparently that was ok). My attendance at school was never more than 37%. I did suffer a lot as a little kid, even if just the outpatient stuff.
And just as I managed to regain my health with my root-cause brain as an adult (THANK YOU, Funky Med), I suffered post-vac issues which sent my health spiralling off a cliff edge in entirely new, horrific ways - the original trips to A&E ended up being the least of my worries.
I hope to at least bring HOPE, both from my perspective as a patient and sufferer, but in time, as clinician too, where I hear real stories from real humans, daily. But I also see healing. It’s beautiful. It’s HOPEful.
If it’s you too, you’re not alone. I want to bring you hope.
Hope; the name of my best friend who I lost at age 12 - to what I now know to have been an unnecessary and avoidable surgery.
ARTIST BIO
After 15 years away from her music - living in a world of “musical teetotal” while continuing to navigate her lifelong health struggles - Blondie B returned explosively in 2025 with renewed addiction for groove, but this time round, truth. After health issues were finally fully resolved (her words: “THANK YOU, Funky Med”), she has grieved the unintentional loss of the artist she was always meant to be.
A pianist, guitarist, drummer and newly-embraced vocalist/songwriter, Blondie B blends genre influences into something emotionally unfiltered, groove-driven and (hopefully!) not easy to sit still to.
Drawing inspiration from the avant-garde genius of Jimmy Sullivan, the jazz-fusion energy of Jamiroquai, the groovy rock of Red Hot Chili Peppers, the electro-swing theatrics of Caravan Palace and the jackin’ house pulse of Derrick Carter, her music moves between Phrygian darkness, dance-floor momentum and deeply personal, real storytelling.
Every song begins on piano - a tribute to her fallen idol and teacher whose last creation was exactly this. Compositions are then transformed into layered, genre-bending productions built entirely from lived experience. Her writing contains “0 Fiction”: each lyric reflect real truth, from physical & mental health, through to social pressures and obligations, to narcissism and her experiences and observations of this mad, modern, fast-pace life we now find ourselves in.
Having performed in bands, orchestras and studio environments until age 19 where her hiatus sadly began, Blondie B now records independently while building her first collection of original material. Her sound combines uplifting, butt-wiggling grooves with darker emotional undertones, in attempt to balance catharsis and celebration. It’s meant to bring hope.
The result is music that feels soulful, danceable, yet raw and human in a world where we have lost what that means. Songs to make butts wiggle but also refusing to hide the truth underneath.